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| Abdul and Paddy are begging outside a railway station. Abdul has a Mercedes, a large house and is loaded, Paddy has fuck all. Abdul's begging hat is overflowing with with numerous notes but Paddy has just a few coppers in his. "How do you do it?" asks Paddy. "Look at your sign," says Abdul. Paddy's sign reads "Out of work, wife and 6 kids to support, please help." Paddy then looks at Abdul's sign, which says "I only need another £20 to get back to Pakistan." |    |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged abdul , paddy , railway , notes , begging - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Actual Medical Chart Notes *Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. *Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. *On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared. *The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. *Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. *Healthy-appearing decrepit, 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful. *The patient refused autopsy. *The patient has no previous history of suicides. *Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. *Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the last three days. *She is numb from her toes down. *Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. *I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. *Skin: somewhat pale but present . *The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. | |
Joke by #PrInCeSsShAz#, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged teenage , notes - Current Score: 15 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago
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