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Saw that NSPCC advert a while back: "Jenny's uncle makes her do things that, as a child, she doesn't understand..."

I thought "Sudoku?"
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Joke by Nykrus, in Sex and shit > Uncle - Tagged abuse , uncle , sudoku , nspcc  - Current Score: 191 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

I saw that advert for the NSPCC:

"My dad comes into my room and makes me do things I don't want to"

Just tidy your room you lazy bitch!
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Joke by kie99, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged nspcc , molestation , room , tidy , lazy kids  - Current Score: 180 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago

I came across an NSPCC advert yesterday.

Took me ages to clean the TV.
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Joke by donkeyjoker, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged tv , nspcc , paedophilia  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago

I'm not the kind of bloke who makes his daughter do things she's too young too understand...

That's why I always go to great lengths to tell her she's helping daddy keep the bone warm until he gives it to a doggie later.
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > NSPCC - Tagged nspcc , daughter  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 4 weeks ago

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