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| It's really embarrassing when you see your parents nude. Especially when you're watching the porn channel with your mates. |    |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Nude - Tagged nude , naked , parents , porn - Current Score: 160 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Taurus (Apr 21-May 21): Today you should go to your bedroom window and stand there naked for a minute, then turn around and stay there for another minute, you should do this especially if your name is Mrs Hughes and you live at 56, The Avenue, Clapham. Around 3.30 would be best for me. | |
Joke by Razza, in Sex and shit > Naked Body - Tagged nude , naked , peeping tom , horoscope , sex - Current Score: 115 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| A kid comes running out of a Strip Club. The bouncer grabs him and asks what is the matter. "Mum told me if I looked at anything bad I'd turn to stone.... and I can feel it starting!" | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Erections - Tagged erection , hard on , nude - Current Score: 82 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
| Two parents take their son on a holiday and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and says "Mummy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mummy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mummy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!" | |
Joke by milo123, in Sex and shit > Nudist - Tagged nude , beach , boobs , mummy , daddy - Current Score: 43 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| Instead of performing their experiment today, scientists at CERN have decided instead to merely release nude pictures of teenagers on their website. Now THAT's a Large Hardon Provider. | |
Joke by smackaine, in Celebrity and news events > Cern - Tagged news , swiss , science , hardon , nude , teenager - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| I went on holiday to Sweden and visited the Sauna. Anyway, I wasn't expecting this but it was actually a mixed sauna - males and females - so it was full of all these nice blonde Swedish girls. Being British, I didn't know how to react except sit there for a while and then leave politely. Looking back, that was the most embarassing 19 hours of my life. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Nudist - Tagged sauna , swedish , sweden , sex , naked , nude , british , embarassed. - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| When I forgot my PE kit, the teacher would make me do it in the nude. Luckily we only ever did it after school, so none of the other kids saw. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > School - Tagged sports , i got a physical education all right , nude , broom cupboard - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 week ago
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A young man finally got a date with the blond who lived across the road. To prepare for his big date, the young man went out into the garden to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade." But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a DVD. During the film, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!" | |
Joke by Skimp, in Sex and shit > Nudist - Tagged burnt , penis , sunbathe , nude , milk - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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