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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve.
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Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jew , sleeve , number  - Current Score: 161 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago

How come when you ring a wrong number, its never engaged.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged ring , number , engaged , phone  - Current Score: 61 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago

Fe Fi Fo Fum???


Chris Eubanks phone number!!
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Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Chris Eubank - Tagged chris eubanks , phone , number , boxing  - Current Score: 57 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago

I've been on this exercise course for a while now. They make us do this hip flexibility thing where you 'spell' your telephone number out by moving your hips around. I didn't want to look like a retard so I did a '1' and stopped. The leader asked me what the hell I was doing.

I said, "Speed dial."
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Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Exercise - Tagged speed , dial , exercise , telephone , number , flexibility , grammer_natzee  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago

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