A girl comes across a drunken Scotsman lying in a ditch.

The Scotsman is fast asleep and the girl decides to take a peek up his kilt to see if the stories are true.She looks,and discovers the stories really are true and that the Scotsman is hauling a whopper.

As a joke,she takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it round the Scotsmans todger.

A few hours later,the Scotsman wakes up with a hangover and a full bladder.He hitches up his kilt to have a pis [...]

A girl comes across a drunken Scotsman lying in a ditch.

The Scotsman is fast asleep and the girl decides to take a peek up his kilt to see if the stories are true.She looks,and discovers the stories really are true and that the Scotsman is hauling a whopper.

As a joke,she takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it round the Scotsmans todger.

A few hours later,the Scotsman wakes up with a hangover and a full bladder.He hitches up his kilt to have a piss and is surprised to see a blue ribbon tied around his dick.

"Well laddie,"he says."I don't know where you've been,but i'm mightily pleased to see you won first prize."