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| I was sacked from my job today after i was caught having sex with one of my clients. Apparently I will never work in a nursery again. |    |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sacked , job , caught , sex , clients , nursery - Current Score: 133 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| I had a wank at work today. Can you blame me? I work in a nursery... | |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged paedeo , wank , kiddie fiddle , nursery - Current Score: 79 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| What does the sign say above the nursery in a Muslim maternity ward? "Live ammunition." | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , islam , terrorist , terrorism , maternity , baby , babies , sign , live , ammunition , nursery - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Mary had a little lamb, And she named him Billy, She took it out behind the shed, And sucked its little willy Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dickhead." Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg." Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. Mary had a little lamb she took it to a wedding she stood it up against a wall and kicked its fucking head in. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh shit, it's Global Warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. Mary had a little lamb, She couldn't stop it gruntin', She took it down the garden path, and kicked it's little cunt in. | |
Joke by mariners, in Jokes with no home > Nursery Rhymes - Tagged funny , nursery , rhymes - Current Score: 59 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| An Irish paedophile went to the local nursery......and came away with a lovely selection of potted plants! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged irish , paedophile , nursery - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| On my first day of school, my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. So there I was, surrounded by plants, trees, and bushes. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged nursery , school , plants , trees , bushes , crap parents - Current Score: 13 - Added: 9 months, 17 days ago
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