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| Three nurses sneak into the morgue and see a man lying on a slab with a giant hard on. The first nurse says, "this is too good to waste," so she hitches up her dress, climbs on and fucks it for all she's worth. When she finishes, nurse number two also decides it's too good to waste, so she too climbs on and fucks with all her might. When she finishes, they both tell nurse number three to have a go, but she refuses saying that she can't because she's on her period. After some thought, she decides that it won't matter, as he's dead anyway, so she mounts him and fucks until she's exhausted. As she finishes and climbs off, the man suddenly sits up. "Oh, we're so sorry," said the nurses, "but we thought you were dead." "I was," said the man, "but, after two jump-starts and a blood transfusion, I'm feeling better than I've felt in years." |    |
Joke by ged, in Sex and shit > Itatians - Tagged nurses , corpse , transfusion , wut - Current Score: 50 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
| I can't see what all the fuss is over this latest bugging row. Infringing someone's civil liberties by listening in to a conversation is a small price to pay for public safety and we should thank the security services rather than criticising them. In fact, we must all do our bit and remain vigilant if we are to defeat the terrorist menace in our midst. I myself rent out a small bedsit to two student nurses, and have joined the forces against evil by installing a surveillance camera in the shower in case either of them goes in there to make a rucksack bomb. | |
Joke by geebee, in Celebrity and news events > News Reports - Tagged bombings , hidden cameras , nurses - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
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