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| My mate died after fucking an inmate at the psychiatric hospital where he worked. Turns out he had a serious nut allergy. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged mate , died , fucking , inmate , worked , serious , nut , allergy - Current Score: 85 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
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A psychotic rapist escaped recently from a mental institution for the criminally insane. He ran across the street to the laundromat hoping to find a change of clothes. Inside, he discovered two women, and forced them to have sex. Then he fled out the back door. The next day the local newspaper headline read, "NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS!" | |
Joke by tramp, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged nut , lunatic , rape - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What did the left testicle say to the right testicle? I dunno, but they were talking bollocks | |
Joke by Scotttaggart, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged balls , testicle , nut - Current Score: 10 - Added: 6 months, 28 days ago
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