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| A boy came running into his house to his mum excitedly yelling "Mum mum, we're sitting round the neighbours watching porn!" Mum: "WHAT!!?" The boy: "Relax mum! It's child porn!" |    |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged little johnny , kids , sex , o - Current Score: 207 - Added: 3 months ago
| Tom and Tim were having gay sex. "I've got AIDS" said Tom. "Oh fuck" said Tim. "Only kidding," said Tom, "I just love the way you tightened your arse when I said it." | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged aids , arse , fucking , o - Current Score: 156 - Added: 7 months ago
| What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged tight , jewish , yid , o - Current Score: 110 - Added: 3 months ago
| Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged fucked , o - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 month ago
| Where else but Wales can you get a fuck, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged wales , sheep shagging , beastiality , sex , o - Current Score: 99 - Added: 2 months ago
| To Sickipedia from a Happy Hammers Fan..! (..to the tune of Sing a Song of Sixpence) Sing a song of Chelsea And how they lost the cup They took the game to penalties Then John Terry fucked it up The team all looked like Avram The players were so glum But me I havn't laughed so much Since Lampard lost his mum | |
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged football , chelsea , man utd , john terry , frank lampard , song , rhyme , champions league cup , avram , o - Current Score: 91 - Added: 2 months ago
| People are now suing companies like Benson and Hedges because smoking has caused them cancer, Nestle for chocolate that's made them fat, and more recently McDonald's because a coffee was served up too hot! So now I'm thinking... I wonder if I could sue Budweiser for all the ugly blokes I've slept with? | |
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Ugly - Tagged drinking , sued , o - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 month ago
| A Scouser is driving through Liverpool with his dog in the passenger seat. A police panda car follows him for about half a mile and then puts its siren and stop sign on indicating to him to pull over. As the copper approaches the car he sees the Scouser is slapping the dog`s head. He tells the driver to wind down his window and asks "Why are you hitting the dog?" The Scouser replies, "The bloody thing just ate my tax disc" | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged scouser , dog , police , o - Current Score: 83 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered? | |
Joke by lovelace, in Jokes with no home > Friends - Tagged dog , neutered , mate , o - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 month ago
| And Moses looked upon the Lord and said ... "We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off OUR WHAT!???" | |
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Moses - Tagged jesus , cock , circumcision , lord , o - Current Score: 79 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
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