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| Barack Obama said in his speech last week, "God loves America." Well, God may love America, but he fucking hates New Orleans. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Gustav - Tagged america , hurricane , new orleans , obama , hahahahah - Current Score: 187 - Added: 1 week ago
| Barack Obama finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates. Angel: STOP!! You may not enter until you name one good deed you have done on earth. Obama: Well....I was the first black president of the United States of America. Angel: REALLY!?!?! When did this happen? Obama: About 12 seconds ago. | |
Joke by racetraitor, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged barack , obama , heaven , barack obama - Current Score: 180 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| Is it racist that I assumed the word "HIV" was missing when I saw the headline "Gordon Brown Is Positive After Private Meeting With Barack Obama"? | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged black , hiv , aids , obama , gordon brown , racism , barack obama - Current Score: 110 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| I'm surprised to see George Bush swanning around at the Olympics. After all, he hasn't got much time left. Shouldn't he be back at the Whitehouse hiding all the valuables before that nigger turns up? | |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged bush , obama - Current Score: 38 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I don't see why everyone says Barak Obama is such an advocate for "change".. His 'Yes We Can' motto was being used years ago by Bob the Builder.. | |
Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged obama , bob the builder , mock the week - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 week ago
| Its going to be a hard decision for Americans on who to vote for President. One candidate is black and the other makes great oven chips. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged mccain , obama , chips , nigger , america , president - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 week ago
| Why did so many people turn up to see Barack Obama in Berlin? When they heard a rich black man was coming, they assumed he'd be dealing crack. | |
Joke by tgs, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack , obama , berlin , rich , black , must be a dealer , barack obama - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| forget barrack obama and Clinton.... vote for McCain....his oven chips are fucking lovely. | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged obama , chips , clinton - Current Score: 8 - Added: 3 months ago
| If you're not sure who to vote for in the presidential election, just ask any Brit whether it's a good thing for the leader to be brown | |
Joke by AmericanIdiot, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged obama , brown , america - Current Score: -3 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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