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| Apparently 60% of kids are overweight, and 72% of kids are having underage sex... ...So who is shagging all the fat kids? |    |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged charver , fat , obese , sex , underage , ugly , chav , alan carr - Current Score: 700 - Added: 6 months ago
| *Here you go America! This one's for you. AND you'll be able to understand it!* Yo momma's so fat... she must be American. | |
Joke by Desired Username, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , momma , fat , obese , dumb , cunts - Current Score: 240 - Added: 2 months ago
| I find all these obese jokes horrible. Don't you think they have enough on their plate? | |
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged jokes , fat , fatty , obese , food , plate - Current Score: 221 - Added: 2 months ago
| Supposedly Real 911 Calls. Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? ********************************************* Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher: Excuse me? Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! ********************************************* Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one. Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. ********************************************* Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! ********************************************* And the winner is.......... Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone North and Foster. Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged stupid , obese , gunslingers - Current Score: 110 - Added: 6 months ago
| Thank God for fetishes... They're what make Fat people feel wanted... | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Sex and shit > Fetish - Tagged fat , obese , fetish , sex , god mickle - Current Score: 87 - Added: 2 months ago
| Did you know there are over 30 million obese children in the USA? If all of these children jumped up and down at the same time they might lose a little bit of fucking weight. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged jimmy carr , children , usa , fat , obese - Current Score: 49 - Added: 7 months ago
| I was driving through town last week when I saw a big fat American stood in the middle of the road. I ran straight over him. I could have gone around him but I didn't know whether I had enough petrol. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged yank , road , car , american , obese - Current Score: 47 - Added: 2 months ago
| It's been in the news that obese women can't use birth control pills because they won't work properly. It doesn't really matter though, it's not like they will ever get a shag. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged obese , birth control pills , shag - Current Score: 39 - Added: 5 months ago
| Kids are much easier to get a hold of nowadays.... Mainly due to the fact their all obease | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedo , obese , kid , fat , paedophile - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 month ago
| Fat bird in a bar says, "if you can guess my weight, you can shag me." Bloke says, "about 93 stone, you fat, ugly cow!" She says, "that's close enough, you lucky bastard!" | |
Joke by ben dover, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged fat girl , shag , bloke , obese , ugly , ben dover , bar - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months ago
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