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I love living in a country with child obesity so high.

As a paedophile, it makes the children easier to catch when they run away.

Joke by pingu2008, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged fat , pedo , obesity - Current Score: 102 - Added: 2 months ago

Avoid your body being surreptitiously filmed and used in a BBC news report about Britains obesity problem, by always wearing a T-shirt with "All newsreaders are cunts " written on it .

Joke by BruceWillis, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged obesity , britain , bbc , newsreaders , t-shirt , viz - Current Score: 79 - Added: 2 weeks ago

I've been doing a lot of comfort eating lately.

Tastes a bit funny but my breath smells great!

Joke by Aspen, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged obesity , comfort eating , eating disorders , comfort , halitosis , bad breath - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 days ago

The wife's been moaning at me for a while as I've piled on the pounds and developed a 'spare tyre', so I went along to the doctor and asked if there was anything I can do.

He said, 'It's simple. Don't panic. Just do something a couple of times a week that gets you slightly out of breath.'

So I started smoking again.

(Jo Brand)

Joke by smegs, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged obesity , doctor , smoking - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 weeks ago

The rough definition of energy is 'what is required to make something work.'

Up until now I've wondered why I haven't seen any fat Pakis!

Joke by grammer_natzee, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged paki , racist , racism , energy , work , job , obese , obesity , grammer_natzee - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month ago

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