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| A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mother, Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third mother, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving" |    |
Joke by timbucks, in Sex and shit > Euphemisms - Tagged children , obsession , sex , dick - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year ago
| What do John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name! Why are there so many 'Johnsons' in the phone book? They all have phones! | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Jokes with no home > Corny - Tagged corny , crap but funny jokes , john the baptist , winnie the pooh , johnson , doctor , obsession - Current Score: 6 - Added: 7 months, 23 days ago
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