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| I have C.D.O. It's like O.C.D. but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. |    |
Joke by appy2be, in Illness and mortality > o.c.d. - Tagged ocd , obsessive , alphabet - Current Score: 337 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
| I just walked by an old man who kept saying, "One, three, five, seven, nine... one, three, five, seven, nine..." I thought, "How odd." | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Jokes with no home > Old People - Tagged odd , old person , ocd , numbers , roll fizzlebeef - Current Score: 165 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| I used to like that Mock The Week but not anymore after last week's show made a joke about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 23.2087398683 minutes into the programme. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > O.c.d. - Tagged mock the week , ocd , compulsive , obsessive - Current Score: 152 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| How many people with O.C.D does it take to change a lightbulb? One; Me. Everybody else does it completely the wrong way, fails to give it 3.2 twists and leaves the empty box in the wrong pile. | |
Joke by dubbadubbadubba, in Illness and mortality > O.c.d. - Tagged ocd , lightbulb - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| I used to think my friend had O.C.D as he kept sending me the same email 100 times...Turns out he just had Parkinson's. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > O.c.d. - Tagged parkinsons , email , ocd - Current Score: 38 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| My wife's got O.C.D and keeps asking me to help clean the house. Her loss though - I refuse to do it until she asks me perfectly. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > O.c.d. - Tagged ocd , obsessive compuslive disorder , wife - Current Score: 33 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| I have developed O.C.D. and an addiction to masturbation while watching the women's weightlifting event. Seeing a nice snatch always makes me clean and jerk. | |
Joke by stoursicko, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged ocd , weightlifting , snatch , clean and jerk - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| My wife's got bad OCD and she's got this thing where she can't walk past any object without touching it. I'm gonna take her for a walk later down the electricity sub station. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , ocd - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| My mate's got OCD and I went to see him round his house last night. He asked me to sit on the toilet when I piss so there's no chance of any urine going on the floor. The cunt chucked me out of his house! Stupid idiot never said anything about putting the lid up. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Piss - Tagged piss , ocd , urine , toilet - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| My auntie has developed OCD and she keeps her flat obsessively clean. I've told the wife we're getting a lodger. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Illness and mortality > O.c.d. - Tagged ocd , aunt , lodger - Current Score: 4 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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