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| A bloke walks into a pub with an octopus and says, "This is a very talented octopus. I'll give £500 to anyone who has an instrument the octopus can't play." A guy walks up with a guitar. The octopus takes the guitar and plays it like Jimmy Hendrix. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet like Dizzy Gillespie. A third guy walks up with a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles with it, and then sets it down, looking confused. The guy says "Ha! you can't play it." The octopus says, "play it? As soon as I get its pyjamas off, I'm gonna shag it." |    |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Celebrity and news events > Octopus - Tagged octopus , hendrix , jimi , piano , scotsman , ross noble - Current Score: 154 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What do you get when you cross a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but working the farming machinery would be easier with eight arms. | |
Joke by Houdini, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged nigger , octopus , 8 arms , slave trade , farm - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
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