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| Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off. |    |
Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged penis , jew , jewish , women , circumsision , cock , dick , cut , cheap , percent , off , father , fathers , son , sons , dad , dads - Current Score: 206 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life. Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening. Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!" | |
Joke by Scotttaggart, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged susie , balls , ripped , off - Current Score: 69 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| I nearly shagged an 80 year old last night, man I shouldnt get so wasted all the time! If I was a bit more sober I could've got with her! | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged shagged , 80 year , got , off , her. - Current Score: 6 - Added: 8 months, 11 days ago
| Guy Ritchie has announced that, despite the divorce, he will still be directing Maddona's next film, "Fuck off and take your rainbow coloured kids with you". A Disney Production. | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Celebrity and news events > Madonna - Tagged guy , ritchie , fuck , off - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| I downloaded a great song from piratebay. Don't know what it was called, but it was about a bloke called Nigel who bought cheap movies... swell! *When I saw that ad it reminded me I wanted to download Batman* | |
Joke by jayboy, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged knock , off , nigel - Current Score: -3 - Added: 4 months ago
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