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| My lad came home from school yesterday and asked, "Dad, am I a Jew or am I a Gypsy?" I asked why he wanted to know. He said, "Because a kid at school is selling a bike for thirty quid. Should I offer him fifteen or just steal it?" |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged jew , bike , school , offer , why - Current Score: 70 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
| I went to Cardiff last week and had a run in with the Taffia, the Welsh contingent of the Mafia; They made me an offer I couldn't understand... | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged taffia , mafia , offer , cardiff - Current Score: 62 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago
| Husband and wife are shopping in Asda when the man picks up a case of Stella and sticks it in the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife 'They're on offer, tenner for 24 cans', he says 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it in the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man, 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says. The man replies ... 'So does 24 cans of Stella and they're half the Fucking price!' | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Jokes with no home > Women - Tagged husaband wife , shopping , stella , offer , ugly - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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