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| It's a pity Zimbabwe hasn't got any oil, otherwise people might give a shit..... |    |
Joke by hotpants, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , niggers , oil , robert mugabe - Current Score: 230 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends if the bulb owns any oil reserves or not. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , lightbulb , oil - Current Score: 57 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| They say that children are our most valuable natural resource. I agree. In fact, I've already started drilling. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Kids - Tagged drilling , fucking , children , oil , resource - Current Score: 57 - Added: 2 months ago
| A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in The North Sea Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster!!! | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Oil - Tagged north sea , oil , dipsticks , westminster - Current Score: 51 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| Due to rising petrol prices, Volkswagen have released a hydrogen vehicle, the VW Hindenburg. The market is expecting a boom. | |
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Petrol - Tagged hydrogen , hybrid , alternative , fuel , petrol , petrol prices , oil , cars , car , moob - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months ago
| What do you do when you see a nigger go out? Pour more petrol on him and light another match. | |
Joke by Mr D P Gumby, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged nigger , fire , oil , burn - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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