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| It's a pity Zimbabwe hasn't got any oil, otherwise people might give a shit..... |    |
Joke by hotpants, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , niggers , oil , robert mugabe - Current Score: 250 - Added: 7 months ago
| The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , oil , sand , arabs - Current Score: 185 - Added: 2 months ago
| Somalian pirates steal a ship full of well sought out oil. Two days later, oil is being sold at three year low. And they wonder why they live in poverty - their business skills are fucking awful. | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged its a joke , somalian , pirates , oil - Current Score: 183 - Added: 2 months ago
| I hear that spam is making a comeback which I'm really pleased about. I've been eating it every day of my life, cooked in a pan with a little bit of oil, but just lately I've started to wonder......am I frittering my life away? | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Spam - Tagged spam , fritter , oil , life , pan - Current Score: 137 - Added: 3 months ago
| Here are just a few of the amazing advantages from owning a company car: - It accelerates at a phenomenal rate; - It has a much shorter braking distance than your private car; - It takes speed bumps at twice the speed of private cars; - The battery, radiator water, oil and tyres never have to be checked; - It can always be driven to your destination, even with the oil warning light flashing; - It doesn't need cleaning at all, unlike private cars; - The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material including trips to the rubbish tip; - Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio; - It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition; and - It has special food and drink resistant seat material unlike a private car. | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged company , cars , private , oil , engine - Current Score: 110 - Added: 2 months ago
| How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends if the bulb owns any oil reserves or not. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , lightbulb , oil - Current Score: 71 - Added: 8 months ago
| They say that children are our most valuable natural resource. I agree. In fact, I've already started drilling. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Kids - Tagged drilling , fucking , children , oil , resource - Current Score: 62 - Added: 5 months ago
| A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in The North Sea Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster!!! | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Oil - Tagged north sea , oil , dipsticks , westminster - Current Score: 54 - Added: 7 months ago
| Due to rising petrol prices, Volkswagen have released a hydrogen vehicle, the VW Hindenburg. The market is expecting a boom. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Petrol - Tagged hydrogen , hybrid , alternative , fuel , petrol , petrol prices , oil , cars , car , moob - Current Score: 21 - Added: 6 months ago
| Cristiano Ronaldo skidded on some oil and crashed his £120,000 Ferarri today. That was £1.29 well spent. | |
Joke by mallatar, in Celebrity and news events > Cristiano Ronaldo - Tagged ronaldo , oil - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 day ago
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