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| A 94 year old chap is tending to his front garden when he sees a frog. The frog says to him "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess, you can do what you want with me and I'll be your sex slave forever". So the guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog says "Didn't you hear me? I said if you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess, you can do what you want with me and I'll be your sex slave forever". "At my age?" says the guy, "I'd rather have a talking frog". |    |
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged oldman , princess - Current Score: 16 - Added: 10 months, 21 days ago
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