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| I think our Olympic canoeists are doing great. None have gone missing so far. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged canoeists , olympic , sport , missing - Current Score: 430 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Breaking News... The Olympic flame has gone out in Paris....just proves that she will stick anything up her cunt. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris , olympic , flame , torch , fanny , paris hilton - Current Score: 405 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic - Current Score: 231 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| A man and a woman are in bed when the woman hands the man a packet of condoms. "They are Olympic condoms," she says "Olympic condoms?" he replies "Yes, they're coloured Gold, Silver, and Bronze." "I'll use the Gold," he says "No, use the Silver, you can come second for once." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged olympic , condoms , gold , silver , bronze - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Watching the Olympic 100 metres reminded me of going to a night-club in London. You hear a gunshot and then a dozen niggers go tearing away fast as they can. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged niggers , club , olympic - Current Score: 102 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| An Olympic frisbee player died this week after catching something that was going around. | |
Joke by Bartender Boy, in Jokes with no home > Sports - Tagged frisbee , olympic , disease - Current Score: 98 - Added: 7 months ago
| Why did the Olympic fencer die? There was a chink in his armour. | |
Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympic , olympics , fencer , die , chink , chinese - Current Score: 78 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk that, although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk explains that $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager. The manager enters the conversation and explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which were available for the husband and wife to use. He also explains that they could have taken in one of the shows which the hotel is famous for. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," explains the manager. No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, "but we didn't use it!" The manager is unmoved. Eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a cheque and hands it to the manager. "But sir," the manager says, "this cheque is only made out for $100." "That's right," replies the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "What! I didn't sleep with your wife!" exclaims the manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged hotel , new york , olympic - Current Score: 60 - Added: 7 months, 18 days ago
| I'm entering the Masturbation Tournament in the Olympics this year.. Very stiff competition though. | |
Joke by youknowthatguy, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged wanker , olympic - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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