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| According to Sebastian Coe, "There is no greater feeling than representing your country at the Olympics." Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba's tits would feel greater? |    |
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged sebastian coe , angelina jolie , jessica alba , tits , coke , cock , olympics - Current Score: 431 - Added: 2 months ago
| I saw some footage of all the Olympic athletes training before the games. The Chinese really stood out for me though, using the same athlete for all of the events. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged lookalikes , olympics , sport , chinese - Current Score: 259 - Added: 2 months ago
| The Olympics: The only time black people ever run BEFORE they get the gold. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged blacks , olympics , burglars , run , sprinters , niggers , nigger , negro , racism - Current Score: 200 - Added: 2 months ago
| Now that the NBA players are in China for the Olympics, do you think they will get a chance to meet the six year-olds that make their shoes? | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged child labor , olympics , china , nba - Current Score: 199 - Added: 2 months ago
| Olympic organisers are very disappointed that so few local children have been attending Olympic events. But, be fair, how could they? They were at work. | |
Joke by lionarse, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , china , children - Current Score: 198 - Added: 2 months ago
| President Bush is rehearsing his speech for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. He begins his remarks with "Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh" Immediately his speech writer rushes over to the lectern and whispers in the President's ear: "Mr President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is underneath." | |
Joke by Wigan Lad, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , olympics , retard - Current Score: 195 - Added: 7 months ago
| If any members of the Chinese Government or Olympic Organisers are reading this, I would like to make this firm statement on behalf of myself and millions of other Britons- We don't give a fuck about Tibet. Now please get the beach volleyball started. | |
Joke by lionarse, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , chinese , olympics , beach volleyball , tits , tibet , recent news bbc news , britons - Current Score: 188 - Added: 2 months ago
| Israel are considering pulling out of the Beijing Olympics due to the smoggy air conditions. The Chinese government says "it's just harmless mist". An Israeli spokesman says " we are not falling for that one again " | |
Joke by nattyp, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged jews , israel , olympics , chinese , mist , beijing - Current Score: 185 - Added: 2 months ago
| By the looks on the Chinese Olympian's faces, they really need to turn those bright arena lights down a bit. | |
Joke by JE, in Jokes with no home > China - Tagged olympics , chinese , squinty - Current Score: 168 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| The Olympics: The only time where millions of people can watch young girls holding long poles and call it a sport. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , paedos - Current Score: 158 - Added: 2 months ago
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