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| I brought some of these flavoured condoms the other day. Said to my wife "Lets have a game, I put one on and you try to guess what favour it is" She closed her eyes went under the blanket and said " cheese and onion flavour" I said " for fucks sake give me time to put one on" |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged condom , flavour , cheese , onion , penis , sex - Current Score: 186 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Anyone who says onions are the only veg that make you cry has never been hit in the face with a turnip! | |
Joke by damiendungiven, in Jokes with no home > Vegetarian - Tagged onion , turnip , cry - Current Score: 170 - Added: 4 months, 3 days ago
| What's the difference between a carrot and an onion? I cry when I cut onions. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Dead Hookers - Tagged onion , cry - Current Score: 85 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| At the age of 20 a woman's pussy is like a peach, nice and ripe smooth and very tasty. At 30 it's like an advocat, slightly over ripe but still nice. At 50 it's like an onion, you open it up and it makes you want to cry. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged pussy , onion - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? The guy who can carry two pitchers of beer and a foot of onion rings! Who is the most popular girl in a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last onion ring | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Nudist - Tagged nudist , onion , naturist , pitcher , beer - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What is the difference between an onion and a baby? When you cut an onion you cry. | |
Joke by sickhumour, in Jokes with no home > Baby - Tagged difference , onion , baby , cut - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 week ago
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