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| A man goes into a bar and approaches a gorgeous young woman who is sitting by herself: Man: "May I buy you a drink?" Woman: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Im sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Woman: "No, they just open..." |    |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged man , drink , legs , swell , open - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged blonde , girl , open , legs - Current Score: 33 - Added: 6 months ago
| At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as before... Noon," replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered, "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you." "Nooo" he replies, "shhitt's ok, i'm not waiting to come in, i'm waiting to get out" | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Drunk - Tagged bar , open , room , service , hotel , clerk , drunk - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
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