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| So Oprah's at her doctor, he's telling her she needs to lose weight again, and then he says "okay, we're almost done, but before you put your clothes on, let's do one more thing: get on your hands and knees and have your head in the corner." She does it, perplexed. He then says, "okay, good, now stay on your hands and knees and crawl and stop at mid-wall. Okay, good, now crawl and put your head in the other corner. Good, thanks." So Oprah stands up and starts putting her clothes on and asks, "what was that all about?" And the doctor says sheepishly, "well, I was thinking about buying a black leather couch, and I wanted to see what it might look like." |    |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Oprah Winfrey - Tagged oprah , fat , sofa - Current Score: 136 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| David Blaine today broke the world record for holding his breath on Oprah - 17 minutes and four seconds. Blaine has now frozen himself, he's starved himself, he's gone without sleep for weeks, and deprived himself of oxygen. Today, USA officials at Guantanamo Bay said, "See, it's not torture. It's magic." | |
Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > guantanamo bay - Tagged david blaine , magic , torture , oprah , usa , cuba - Current Score: 92 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
| In the news: Astronomers have shed light on how stars can form around a massive black hole, defying conventional wisdom. Sounds like 'an audience with Oprah' to me. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Oprah Winfrey - Tagged oprah , a big fat black hole - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
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