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| I was playing a quiz with my step-daughter and her ten-year-old daughter and the question was "what is the biggest organ in the human body?" The ten-year-old answered, "the penis." I thought, "shit, you're going to be disappointed when your mum goes out." |    |
Joke by guest1, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged organ , disappointed , penis - Current Score: 149 - Added: 8 months ago
| Hats off for Elton John: fantastic on the piano; however, he sucked on the organ. | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged organ , sucked , piano , elton - Current Score: 45 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago
| So I was fucking this bird and she says to me, "that's a fairly small organ you have there." I said to her, "sorry love, it's never played in a cathedral before." | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged organ , cathedral , penis , flappy fanny , golden oldies - Current Score: 34 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago
| What's the difference between the Organ Donors Register and the Sex Offenders Register? I'm not required by law to sign the Organ Donors Register. | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged sex , offender , organ - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago
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