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I was playing a quiz with my step-daughter and her ten-year-old daughter and the question was "what is the biggest organ in the human body?"
The ten-year-old answered, "the penis."
I thought, "shit, you're going to be disappointed when your mum goes out."
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Joke by guest1, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged organ , disappointed , penis  - Current Score: 141 - Added: 4 months ago

Hats off for Elton John: fantastic on the piano; however, he sucked on the organ.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged organ , sucked , piano , elton  - Current Score: 43 - Added: 2 months ago

So I was fucking this bird and she says to me, "that's a fairly small organ you have there."

I said to her, "sorry love, it's never played in a cathedral before."

(bernard manning)
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Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Cunt - Tagged organ , cathedral , penis , flappy fanny , golden oldies  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months ago

What's the difference between the Organ Donors Register and the Sex Offenders Register?

I'm not required by law to sign the Organ Donors Register.
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Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged sex , offender , organ , 8 ace  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 months ago

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