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| What is the biggest problem for an atheist ? No one to talk to during orgasm. |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Athiest - Tagged atheist , orgasm - Current Score: 354 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago
| I got a sweater for Christmas. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged orgasm , sex , scream , moan , sweat , its christmassss - Current Score: 170 - Added: 10 months, 29 days ago
| I shagged the Queen once. She's so posh. She didn't come - she arrived. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Queen - Tagged orgasm , queen , regisexual , copyright some american comedian whose name i cant remember - Current Score: 160 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| Two old women are sitting in a cafe. Margaret says to Ethel, "Did you come on the bus?" Ethel replies, "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack." | |
Joke by plinth, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged old people , orgasm , masturbation - Current Score: 155 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| So, Sting can delay his climax for seven hours. Big deal. I've been banging my missus for forty years and she's not had an orgasm yet. | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Sex and shit > Tantric Sex - Tagged tantric , sex , sting , climax , orgasm , viz - Current Score: 140 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| I want to live my next life backwards : You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. | |
Joke by b3tard, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged b3tard , bacwards , orgasm - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year ago
| Me and my wife achieved simultaneous orgasms last night. Unfortunately she was in bed with her lover and I was hiding in the wardrobe. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged orgasm , lover , wife - Current Score: 121 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| I've realised I am not very good in bed. Today I had to fake an orgasm when I had a wank. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged fake , orgasm , wank - Current Score: 110 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| If women are so good at multi-tasking, how come my wife can never have an orgasm at the same time as we're having sex? | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged multi , task , orgasm , sex , wife - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| A man says to his wife, "you should tell me when you orgasm." The wife replies, "but I don't like to disturb you when you're at work." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged orgasm , work , tell - Current Score: 97 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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