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| What's the best thing about schizophrenia? It turns a wank into an orgy! |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged orgy , wanking , schizophrenia - Current Score: 102 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Little Johnny was in his maths lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. "If I gave you £20", she began, "and you gave £5 to Mary, £5 to Sally and £5 to Susan, what would you have?". Johnny thought about this and then answered, "An orgy?" | |
Joke by pdf1, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged little johnny , maths , teacher , orgy - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Last winter I went on holiday to Thailand. On the last evening, I took three hookers back to my room. At one point, I had one on my cock, one on my face and was ramming a vibrator up the other one's arse, while changing channels on TV with the other hand. So, all in all, I find it most offensive when my wife starts banging on about how men are no good at multi-tasking. | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged thailand , prostitutes , orgy , multi-tasking - Current Score: 17 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
| You've heard the tale of Robin Hood, And how he did poor people good, but there's more to this old story, than Sherwood Forest's Pride and Glory. At night when all the robbing was done, the merry men would have some fun, in fact it would be fair to say, The Merry men were rather gay. As Little John starts to unwind, Robin takes him from behind. As they frolic in the grass, Robin rams it up his ass. One night when they were all at play, a pretty maiden came their way, she sauntered up to Friar Tuck, and said, "I'm Marion, wanna fuck?" Tuck could not believe his ears, "She wants a shag off us old queers!" When he recovered from his shock, Robin whipped out his fat cock. Marion's clothes were off in a flash, The merry men all had her gash, They satisfied her every whim, and shot their man-fat up her quim. When all was done she spoke a rhyme, "Thank you boys for the lovely time, But for your pleasure you must pay, I've got herpes; have a nice day." "Now listen here," said Friar Tuck, "We really couldn't give a fuck, we've all got AIDS, so who's fucked now, Have a nice day, you stupid cow." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sexual Diseases - Tagged robin hood , aids , herpes , orgy , vd , queer , homo , fuck , faggot - Current Score: 17 - Added: 8 months, 17 days ago
| What does a Gwent Police Force car chase and an anal sex orgy have in common? They both end up with 4 cocks going up the wrong entry and a bloody mess. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > M4 CRASH - Tagged m4 crash , gwent , police , anal , orgy - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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