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Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.

Please give just a small donation of £2 and we will send you the video; it's fucking hilarious!
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Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Amputation - Tagged africa , orphan , cycle , school  - Current Score: 1412 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

At the age of six I was left an orphan.

What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six-year-old?
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Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Boys - Tagged orphan , six , american idiot  - Current Score: 154 - Added: 10 months, 18 days ago

What's the worst day in an orphans school?

Parents evening.
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Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > orphans - Tagged orphan , school , parents evening  - Current Score: 49 - Added: 10 months, 5 days ago

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap his hands til daddy comes home
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Joke by CS, in Jokes with no home > Orphans - Tagged orphan , blood , hands , homeless , clap yer hands bitch  - Current Score: 43 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago

What's The Definition Of Cruelty?

Walking Into An Orphanage At Christmas Singing "We Are Family"!
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Joke by Moycer, in Jokes with no home > The Definition - Tagged orphan  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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