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| I had a lap dance last night and my balls are aching today. Just my luck to get a tap dancer. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Lap Dance - Tagged tap , lap dance , ouch - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months ago
| A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. "Nothing," said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?" "Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as "Thank you." "Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I had a Father's Day gift." "Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged ouch - Current Score: 18 - Added: 10 months ago
| When I came home from work last night my wife was dressed up all sexy, she led me upstairs to the bedroom where she stripped me off and then tied me to the bed. Then she got out her 'rampant rabbit' and switched it on. As I was eagerly awaiting to see her pleasuring herself she turned to me and said: "You know you've been pestering me for anal sex for the last year or two, well now................ you can have it" | |
Joke by famous amos, in Sex and shit > Anal - Tagged ouch , anal sex , sex , anal , rampant rabbit - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months ago
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