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| Went to Bridgend for a night out, turned out pretty boring. Lots of people just hanging about. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged night , out , boring , hanging , bridgend - Current Score: 57 - Added: 9 months, 15 days ago
| The wife was shouting at me the other day "You never take me out!!!" she yelled! I said "I do, I took you out on sunday and you fuckin spoiled it!! You kept dropping my fuckin golf bag!!!" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , golf , sex , take , out , date - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year ago
| Took this girl out, who lives across the road from me last night. I didn't mean to I was aiming for the cat. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Mistake - Tagged girl , neighbour , cat , out - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
| I love hanging out at the park. The breeze against my genitals. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Cock - Tagged penis , hanging , out - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Having just 'come out' as gay, I decided to check out the scene on Hamstead Heath. I looked around for ages, and then decided to forget it and go home. I couldn't see any fucking cottages anywhere. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged come , out , scene , cottage , hamstead heath - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
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