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| Two blondes are standing outside of a locked car in the pouring rain. The first blonde says, "It's raining. I wish you hadn't locked the keys in the car." The second says, "I know: the top's down and the seats are going to be soaked." |    |
Joke by knuffles, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blodes , blonde , car , rain , funny , stupid , idiots , keys , lock , locked , top , down , seats , obvious , haha , dumb , two , standing , outside - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year ago
| Two lovers go to the mountains for a winter break and the man goes out to chop wood. When he gets back, he says to his girlfriend, "My hands are freezing." She says, "Well put them between my legs to warm up." He does, and it works. After lunch, he goes back out to chop more wood, comes back and says again, "My hands are freezing." Again she says, "Put them between my legs." He does, and again it works. After dinner, he goes to chop wood for the night. When he returns he says, "Darling, my hands are freezing." She looks at him and says, "For fuck's sake, don't your ears ever get cold?" | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , forest , wood , chop , lovers , holiday , outside , lodge - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 months ago
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