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| I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged sitting , traffic , run , over - Current Score: 66 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| I Tied A Rocket To My Neighbours Cat Today. Neighbours We're Upset, Cat Was Over The Moon. | |
Joke by S4M-3OUL3Y, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged tied , rocket , neightbours , cat , upset , over , moon. - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| My wife woke me up last night and told me there was a burglar in the kitchen eating some of her left-over cottage pie. I didn't know who to call first, the police or an ambulance. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged police , ambulance , eating , burglar , wife , left , over , pie - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
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