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Just saw this joke by 'yourmom'.
"10 dentists are sitting in a conference room. Which one is British?
The one with the yellow crooked fucking teeth."

Which are american?

None of them, would be near impossible to fit nine of them all in the one room.
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Joke by jafrfcj, in Jokes with no home > America - Tagged dentist , american , fat , obese , overweight , teeth  - Current Score: 307 - Added: 1 month ago

Figures released state that, 'the average American car weighs 500lb more than it did 10 years ago.'

I thought, 'Of course, thats only true if the average American is still sitting in it.'		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by munkybars, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged fat bastards , americans , cars , weight , overweight , above average , yanks , obesity , fast food  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 week ago

My wife put on 3 stone before our first son was born.
A bit surprising, since we adopted.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Adoption - Tagged adoption , son , overweight  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months ago

Stop calling us Americans fat and making fun of our weight.

Our weight is perfect....we just happen to be ten feet too short.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , fat , overweight  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 week ago

Lisa Riley is suffering from terrible stomach pains and so she goes to see her doctor.

The doctor checks her over and says, "Well I'm very sorry Lisa but you have an incurable flesh eating disease."

Lisa says, "Oh God! This is terrible! How long do I have to live?"

The doctor replies, "About 26 years."		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged lisa riley , fat , overweight , obese  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year ago

My doctor told me that the BMI index says I'm overweight.

Thats the last time I fly THAT fucking airline.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mrmidas, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged fat , overweight , doctor  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 4 months ago

When does a woman transform from cute and cuddly, to a big fat overweight sweaty bitch?

The moment she say's she won't sleep with me.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by geemack, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged woman , overweight , sweaty , bitch , sex  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months ago

I work with a black, fat, midget, alcoholic, disabled lesbian with a Down's Sydrome brother. Yesterday I showed her Sickipedia and she wasn't offended once.

Thank god she's blind!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , black , fat , overweight , obese , midget , dwarf , alcoholism , disabled , disability , lesbian , downs syndrome , blind  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months ago

Dear America:

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… Which means you have met your New Year's resolution.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Black Dragon37, in Jokes with no home > America - Tagged america , fat americans , jay leno , overweight  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 week ago

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