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Steve and his Jewish friend Hymmie were eating dinner in a restaurant, when suddenly an armed robber burst in and shouted "This is a stick up- I want everyone to give me your wallets right now."

At that moment Steve felt Hymmie desperatly pressing something into his hand.

Steve whispered " Mate, don't give me a gun- I'm not a hero."

Hymmie replied- " Its not a gun, its that 50 Quid I owe you."
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Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , jewish , robbery , owe , gun  - Current Score: 68 - Added: 7 months, 2 days ago

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