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| David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Michael Owen. |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Owen - Tagged owen , football , blaine , box , record , keegan , newcastle , geordies - Current Score: 486 - Added: 6 months ago
| A young lad was kicking a coke can down the street shouting "fucking great goal rooney" bollocks owen missed again" etc, a priest passing by overheard the bad laguage and stopped the lad ,he said "please stop your swearing son", the boy said "why,what's wrong with it ,nobody can hear me", the priest said "that's where you're wrong son, god can hear you,"so where is god then",asked the boy, the priest replied "god is everywhere", what "said the lad you mean to say god is in my house?",yes was the reply, "and god is in our garage"? absolutely", the lad scratched his head and said" so god is even in my dad's car"? ,yes said the priest ,he is," the lad paused for a moment and then said" you fucking liar, my dad hasn't got a fucking car". | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged boy , car , priest , god , rooney , owen , liar - Current Score: 13 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| David Beckham was talking to Michael Owen, Michael said "Tomorrow I'm gonna get a cortizone injection", david say's, "Yeah I'm thinking of getting a new car!" | |
Joke by zip, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged beckham , owen , cortizone injection - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year ago
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