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| A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?' The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?' The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, 'Katie Findlay, Room 69'. The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.' After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Good news. Her nurse has told me that Katie is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine. Her blood test just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Sutherland, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday'. The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried. God bless you for the good news.' The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Katie your daughter?' The grandmother said, 'No - I'm Katie Findlay in Room 69. No one tells me fuck all here.' |    |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged just , got , fucking , owned , okay? - Current Score: 101 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
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