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According to Oxfam 2 pounds a month can provide water for a village in Tanzania.

So why do fucking Thames Water charge me 50 pounds a month for my 3 bed semi?		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bills , oxfam , water  - Current Score: 238 - Added: 10 months, 4 days ago

All over the world, young children are starving to death. This African mother has barely any food for her eight children.

For just £2 a month, you can make the difference. You can help families like these.

or....

BEER: Now there's two quid well spent.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged african , starving , poverty , oxfam , beer  - Current Score: 93 - Added: 3 weeks ago

On the news the other day I watched shoppers in Zimbabwe taking huge wheelbarrows of cash down to the shops with them.

Well thats the last fucking time i'm donating anything to Oxfam.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 23rc, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged zimbabwe , wheelbarrow , oxfam , inflation  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 7 months, 18 days ago

I just got a Charity Appeal Letter from Oxfam. For just £2 a week, I can help find a home for a Pakistani earthquake victim.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers, I've already got 42 living next door to me, I don't want any more of the cunts.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged oxfam , paki , charity , neighbours  - Current Score: 43 - Added: 2 weeks ago

What's the difference between Oxfam and Islam?

Oxfam is a non profit organisation.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stig2112, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged oxfam , islam  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago

The local Oxfam shop are collecting for the earthquake in Pakistan. Apparently, £2.00 will buy a blanket for a homeless Pakistani.

What do the cunts need blankets for? Its a hot country!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Earthquakes - Tagged pakistan , oxfam , earthquake  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 4 weeks ago

This young African boy's family live terrible poverty. He has to walk 12 miles every day to the nearest source of clean water.

For just two pounds a month, you can help buy the black cunt some trainers so he can run.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged african , poverty , oxfam  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 weeks ago

OXFAM - Getting money to build wells in Africa so that when they are done.....they can throw money in and wish for food.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by marky_77, in Celebrity and news events > Eithopia - Tagged ethiopia , charity , oxfam , jimmy carr  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 week ago

Barack Obama turns up at the pearly gates only for St Peter to tell him "Sorry but we dont cater for niggers".
"But I've been a good nigger all my life" he replies "only last week I donated £100 to Oxfam".
St Peter tells him that he'll have a word with God and see if he'll make an exeption.
Five minutes later he returns. "What did God say"? asks Obama.
St Peter replies "Here's your 100 quid now FUCK OFF"!!!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by FELTCHGIBBON, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged niggers , god , oxfam , barack obama  - Current Score: -3 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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