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My boss told me to work with two black men today and I didn't mind at all. I'm a coroner.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged dead , blacks , work , oxymoron  - Current Score: 33 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago

What do you call a Muslim feminist?

An oxymoron.
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Joke by rbrasul, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , islam , feminist , feminism , oxymoron  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago

I saw on the news that a British soldier had been killed in Afghanistan , who was described as a "female military intelligence officer."

Female Military Intelligence?

Wow, fuck me, a double oxymoron!
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Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged female , women , army , oxymoron , double oxymoron , military intelligence , afghanistan , dead , soldier  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago

Isn't it a bit ironic that the people who queue at the job centre are called the "working class"?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by storyteller, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged classist , irony , oxymoron , working class , scum , snob  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 weeks ago

A Chemistry Professor was instructing his students.

- You might think cement and human bones couldn't be more different, but they are actually surprisingly similar, because both are made primarily of Calcium.

- So what you're trying to say, asked a student, is that they're like chalk and cheese?
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Joke by storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Chemistry - Tagged calcium , chalk and cheese , all calciumrich , dichotomy , oxymoron  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 weeks ago

What's an oxymoron?

Black people.
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Joke by BMXrider, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , people , racism , oxymoron  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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