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| A man comes home to find his girlfriend in floods of tears. "What's wrong, honey?" he asks. She turns and shouts, "you bastard! I just found out that you're a paedophile!" He replies, "a paedophile, huh? That's a mighty big word for a six year old!" |    |
Joke by sickfuck, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , kids , paedophila , sex - Current Score: 202 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| A little girl comes running in from the playground in floods of tears. She goes to the school counsellor and he asks her what's wrong. "I was standing near the bushes at the edge of the playground and a man dragged me into the bushes..." "And what happened then?" asked the counsellor. "He started to touch my knee..." "And what happened then?" "Well, he started moving his hand up my leg and he touched my thigh." "And what happened then?" "He moved his hand up and started touching my knickers." "And what happened then...?" "I can't remember, I can't remember!" screams the little girl. **furiously masturbating** "Well fucking well make it up then!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged little girl , playground , girl , school , paedophile , paedo , paedophila , wanking , masturbation - Current Score: 85 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Last night, whilst babysitting, I had an accident and millions of my potential children died on my niece's face. | |
Joke by vampy-dav, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged incest , paedophila - Current Score: 38 - Added: 6 months ago
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