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| You can say what you like about paedophiles, but they're generous with their sweets. |    |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gary glitter , paedophiles , michael jackson , sweets , come here little boy , generous - Current Score: 284 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| Captain Birdseye had the right idea: get a massive ship, fill it with kids and sail out to international waters where there's no age of consent. | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged captain birdseye , paul francis gadd , nonces , paedophilia , paedophiles - Current Score: 240 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| What's the difference between paedophiles and politicians? Politicians don't keep pictures of the little people they fuck. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophiles , politician - Current Score: 138 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| Two paedophiles are sat on a park bench when a 15 year old girl walks by. The first paedo turns to the other and says, "Hey, I bet she was a goer in her time." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged two , park , bench , girl , paedophiles - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I tried to enrol my son at a Catholic school for next term. The headmaster told me I could do so only on the condition I take my son to church every week. I told him, "No way, I may as well take him to Michael Jackson's house, at least he's got a rollercoaster." | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , catholic church , paedophiles - Current Score: 57 - Added: 5 months, 3 days ago
| What do you give a paedophile who has everything? A bigger parish! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged priests , paedophiles - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Saying that all Pakis smell is like saying that all blacks are criminals. It's also like saying that all priests are paedophiles. It's simply true. | |
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged pakis , blacks , paedophiles , criminals , priests - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| What's small and confuses paedophiles? Midgets. | |
Joke by Charmed, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midgets , paedophiles , small - Current Score: 31 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago
| I can't believe the number of paedophiles we get hanging round our local playgrounds trying to pick up little kids. I wish they'd get on with it so I can do my necrophilia. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophiles , necrophilia - Current Score: 15 - Added: 8 months, 25 days ago
| There once was a girl called Maddy Who got raped by a Portuguese baddy She'll never get found Now that she's underground And that's thanks to her mummy and daddy | |
Joke by becka and alan :), in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , paedophiles - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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