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| What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country? Sexy kids. |    |
Joke by sickfuck, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged kids , paedophile , paedophilia - Current Score: 1207 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes. | |
Joke by CathalSherry, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedophilia , children , arseholes , one liner , ian pearce , michael jackson - Current Score: 925 - Added: 7 months ago
| I got kicked out of school a few years back. The headmaster caught me behind the bike shed, fingering one of the girls from my class. When I was leaving, he said it was a pity, because he reckoned I was the best Maths teacher the school had ever seen. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Teacher Teacher - Tagged teacher , finger , bike shed , house of bleary , paedophilia - Current Score: 763 - Added: 2 months ago
| Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball. | |
Joke by charlie1105, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged baby , paedophilia , paedophilie , bowling ball , fingers - Current Score: 533 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone. He was crying. I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all alone?" He replied, with tears in his eyes, "My mum's down there at the bottom. She fell!" "That's terrible!" I said. "And your dad?" "He's down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell, too!" "That's awful!" I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff. And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him. "Son, today just isn't your day." | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , cliff - Current Score: 520 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A man takes his nine year old daughter to the doctor. After several hours in the waiting room, (NHS...) they're called in. "Hello," the doctor says. "How can I help you?" The man nods, "It's my daughter, I was wondering if you could put her on birth control." "Birth control?" the doctor is incredulous. "She's too young to be sexually active!" "Sexually active?" the father says, "She just lies there like her mother!" | |
Joke by co2, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , paedophilia , sex , daughter , chemist , birth control , condom , paedophile , josef , fritzl , austria - Current Score: 422 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A boy comes home from primary school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "You look happy, did anything special happen at school today?" "Yes mum - I had sex with my English teacher!" he replied. The mother is stunned. "Get up them stairs now and wait until your father gets home!" The dad comes home and hears the news; he's as pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "I hear you had sex with your English teacher." "That's right, Dad." "Well, you became a man today - this is a cause for celebration. Let's get fish and chips, then I'll buy you that bike you've been asking for." "Mint! - but can I have a football instead? My arse is killing me." | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay , sex , gay sex , paedophilia , paedophile , old - Current Score: 413 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the worst thing about being a paedophile? You just don't fit in. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia - Current Score: 358 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A girl is watching her father shower. She points to his penis and says, "Daddy, when will I get one of those?" He looks at his watch and says, "When your mother leaves for work!" | |
Joke by sickfuck, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , paedo , paedophilia , father , parents , child - Current Score: 351 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey, and would like to know: what do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller, for the DVD". She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine", and she notes down his answer. She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why. "I'm bathing the kids." | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia - Current Score: 307 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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