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| A little boy goes to see the doctor with a problem. He said to the doctor, "Doctor, I was in the showers with all the other boys, and my penis looked different to all of theirs. Why is that?" The doctor replies, "I don't know, I'm going to have to have a look - now you can go behind that curtain to get undressed." The little boy comes out and says, "Where shall I put my clothes?" The doctor replies, "Just over there, next to mine." |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , paedophillia , doctor , boy , rape - Current Score: 265 - Added: 5 months, 14 days ago
| My girlfriend isn't allowed to give me blow jobs - apparently, children under 3 years can choke on small parts. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged paedophillia , girlfriend - Current Score: 169 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| Times really do change, when I was at school I always used to dream of fucking a teacher. Now I am a teacher all I seem to do is dream of fucking a pupil. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophillia , paedophile , teacher , pupil , child , school - Current Score: 164 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| I feel sorry for Stevie Wonder. He might not have any idea how great his daughter's tits are. But if he does, fair play to the man. | |
Joke by theblueoysterbar, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged stevie wonder , tits , incest , blind , paedophillia , paedo , black - Current Score: 137 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| My girlfriend recently suggested we introduce toys to the bedroom. Its bloody annoying having her My Little Pony dolls lying around the floor, well thats 10 year olds for you. | |
Joke by hohohoimabadmofo, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophillia , kids - Current Score: 108 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| What is it about beards and glasses that children find so sexy? | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged beards , frankie boyle , paedophile , paedophillia , glasses , beard , kids , children , sexy , look - Current Score: 79 - Added: 9 months ago
| A little boy is walking down the street after school when a car pulls up. The window goes down and a man from inside says "Do you want to get in the car with me?" The little boy looks at him in a confused manner, and then proceeds to walk on. Three minutes later, further down the road, the car pulls up again. The window goes down and the man speaks "Ok then, I'll give you a packet of sweets if you get in the car with me". The little boy looks at him, this time rather agitated, but continues to walk on. Again, three minutes later, the car pulls up. The window goes down and the man says "Look! I'll give you £10 and two packets of sweets if you get in the car with me." The little boy stops. He looks at the man and says "Look dad, you're the one who bought the fucking Skoda so live with it!". | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Skoda - Tagged skoda , paedophillia , guest , drives , one - Current Score: 77 - Added: 8 months, 19 days ago
| I'm not frightened of spiders. I'm not frightened of the dark. I'm not frightened of clowns. And I'm not frightened of the school bully. But, I am frightened when my dad lights a cigarette. It means he's finished with my sister and it's my turn as daddy's special little girl. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedophillia , frightened , dar , clowns , school , bully , sister , special , little girl , cigarette - Current Score: 53 - Added: 8 hours ago
| All girls like clothes but I'm having to dig deep when I treat my girlfriend to a new top or pair of shoes. I can't imagine what it's like for those of you with girlfriends in adult sizes. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophillia , clothes , adult , size - Current Score: 35 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| What do you call a 6-year-old with her legs open? A gymnast, you sick fuck! | |
Joke by evobpm, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophillia , gymnast - Current Score: 27 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
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