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I'm not a racist - racism is a crime, and crime is for Black people.
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Joke by dobbsey, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged racism , crime , blacks , black , nigger , paki  - Current Score: 1902 - Added: 2 months ago

Barclay's are apparently "Fluent in Finance."

Well, that's fantastic. Its just a shame none of the fucking Indians that answer their phones are fluent in English.
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Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged indian call centres , indians , pakis , wogs , call centre , bank , barclays , english , fluent , paki , phone , customer service  - Current Score: 870 - Added: 1 month ago

What does the average Pakistani weigh?

Cola Cubes and Dolly Mixtures.
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Joke by spazzy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , weigh , sweeties  - Current Score: 474 - Added: 1 year ago

Still no sign of Pakistan setting up an earthquake fund for Britain, is there? I say, next time they have one, fuck em!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged earthquake , paki , sand , niggers , crap , fuck em  - Current Score: 458 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago

Pakistani man on his death bed.

"Sanjita,my wife, are you here?"

"Yes, my husband"

"My son and daughter, are you here?"

"Yes, Papa."

"Then who's in the fucking shop?"
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Joke by cartman666, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , paki shop , paki , death bed  - Current Score: 362 - Added: 9 months ago

I was walking down the street with my girlfriend the other day, when I saw 5 youths beating up a Pakistani. My girlfriend turned to me and said- "Aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No, 5 should be enough."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged pakis , paki , pakistani , pakistan , beating up , fight  - Current Score: 350 - Added: 2 months ago

How do you make a white guy laugh ?

Set a paki's beard on fire
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Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged paki , beard , fire  - Current Score: 251 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago

Recently I received a warning about the use of the term, "towel heads"

A politically incorrect term.

Please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.

I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is not a towel but actually a small, folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as

"Little Sheet Heads."

Thank You for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.
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Joke by DA, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged paki , towelheads  - Current Score: 228 - Added: 3 months ago

The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic  - Current Score: 201 - Added: 3 months ago

I find it incredibly annoying and frustrating when people refer to the London Suicide bombers , the lot that blew themselves up on the 7th of July, as "Four Pakis." Lets get this right, please. Part of the process of healing is understanding, and admitting that this is a problem that affects us all. Prejudice is a two-way street. They were NOT "Four Fucking Pakis," to describe them as such is offensive and incorrect. They were three pakis and a nigger. Thank You.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged pakis , paki , muslim , nigger , 7-7 , london , terrorism , terrorist  - Current Score: 180 - Added: 4 weeks ago

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