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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by dobbsey, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , blacks , racism , racist , nigger , paki , crime , white basterd   - Current Score: 4815 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki.
It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot or a Frenchman a Cunt.
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Joke by Gash TL, in Celebrity and news events > Prince Harry - Tagged pakistani , paki , scotsman , nationalities , aussie frenchmen  - Current Score: 2556 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago

Prince Harry. He's just like me and you really. He uses words like "paki" and "raghead".
Wonder if he's got any good Diana jokes!
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Prince Harry - Tagged diana , paki , prince harry , royals , raghead , prince  - Current Score: 1517 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago

I hate all this terrorist business.
I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the tube and think,
'I'll fucking have that!'
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Joke by Aneurysm, in Jokes with no home > Terrorism - Tagged terrorist , tube , paki , bomb , bag , mock the week , andy parsons  - Current Score: 1327 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago

Barclays are apparently "Fluent in Finance."

Well, that's fantastic. It's just a shame none of the fucking Indians that answer their phones are fluent in English.
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Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged english , indians , paki , pakis , bank , phone , wogs , call centre , indian call centres , barclays , fluent , customer service  - Current Score: 1260 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

I got kicked off 'The Weakest Link' when Anne Robinson asked me, "Why have you chosen Asif"?

Apparently, "Because he is a fucking Paki," is not a suitable answer.
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Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , asif , tv show , weakest link  - Current Score: 1100 - Added: 9 months ago

I would like to point out to Jeremy Clarkson that not all lorry drivers murder prostitutes.

Some of us are too busy mowing down Pakis.
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jeremy Clarkson - Tagged prostitute , paki , clarkson  - Current Score: 987 - Added: 8 months ago

What does the average Pakistani weigh?

Sweets.
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Joke by spazzy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged food , pakistani , paki , pakis , curry , sweets , candy , weigh , pakistanis  - Current Score: 809 - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago

After hearing that Prince Harry was caught on camera saying, "Ah, our little Paki friend.. Ahmed", Prince Philip has released a statement saying that he is ashamed and disappointed by his grandson's behaviour.
He couldn't believe that he called the little Paki bastard his friend.
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Joke by ferret, in Celebrity and news events > Prince Harry - Tagged racist , paki , prince philip , prince harry  - Current Score: 718 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago

An Indian man on his death bed.

"Sanjita,my wife, are you here?"

"Yes, my husband."

"My son and daughter, are you here?"

"Yes, Papa."

"Then who's in the fucking shop?"

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Joke by cartman666, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , paki , paki shop , death bed  - Current Score: 665 - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago

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