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I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black peopleI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by dobbsey, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged racism , crime , blacks , black , nigger , paki  - Current Score: 2721 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago

Barclay's are apparently "Fluent in Finance."

Well, that's fantastic. Its just a shame none of the fucking Indians that answer their phones are fluent in English.
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Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged indian call centres , indians , pakis , wogs , call centre , bank , barclays , english , fluent , paki , phone , customer service  - Current Score: 1017 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago

I got kicked off 'The Weakest Link' when Anne Robinson asked me, "Why have you chosen Asif"?

Apparently, "Because he is a fucking Paki," is not a suitable answer.
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Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , weakest link , tv show , asif  - Current Score: 720 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago

I would like to point out to Jeremy Clarkson that not all lorry drivers murder prostitutes.

Some of us are too busy mowing down Pakis.
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jeremy Clarkson - Tagged clarkson , paki , prostitute  - Current Score: 716 - Added: 3 weeks ago

What does the average Pakistani weigh?

Curries and chapattis.
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Joke by spazzy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , weigh , pakistanis , pakistani , pakis , sweets , candy , food , curry  - Current Score: 511 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Still no sign of Pakistan setting up an earthquake fund for Britain, is there? I say, next time they have one, fuck em!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged earthquake , paki , sand , crap , fuck em  - Current Score: 491 - Added: 9 months, 2 days ago

An Indian man on his death bed.

"Sanjita,my wife, are you here?"

"Yes, my husband"

"My son and daughter, are you here?"

"Yes, Papa."

"Then who's in the fucking shop?"

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Joke by cartman666, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , paki shop , paki , death bed  - Current Score: 466 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: they'll complain to the authorities that changing lightbulbs is against their religion and our stupid fucking government will lap it all up and change the whole country's lifestyle so we can compensate for those lazy, sweaty, filthy, miserable, benefit thieving, rag-head Paki cunts!
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Joke by hoathst, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , muslim  - Current Score: 433 - Added: 6 months, 5 days ago

How do you make a white guy laugh?

Set a Paki's beard on fire.
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Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , beard , fire  - Current Score: 370 - Added: 6 months, 5 days ago

A Paki went into a bar and asked, "could you recommend your finest port?"

"Yes," said the barman. "Dover, now fuck off."
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Joke by Rexton, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged racist , port , dover , paki , pakistan , pakistani , bar , barman  - Current Score: 317 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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