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The news. Read it. (Updated: June 25th)
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Barclay's are apparently "Fluent in Finance."

Well, that's fantastic. Its just a shame none of the fucking Indians that answer their phones are fluent in English.
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Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged indian call centres , indians , pakis , wogs , call centre , bank , barclays , english , fluent , paki , phone , customer service  - Current Score: 871 - Added: 1 month ago

I was walking down the street with my girlfriend the other day, when I saw 5 youths beating up a Pakistani. My girlfriend turned to me and said- "Aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No, 5 should be enough."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged pakis , paki , pakistani , pakistan , beating up , fight  - Current Score: 352 - Added: 2 months ago

The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic  - Current Score: 204 - Added: 3 months ago

I keep hearing about all these muslim teenagers being brainwashed.

Well, at least that's one part of their body that won't smell.
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Joke by olliebey, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged pakis , muslims , smell , shit  - Current Score: 181 - Added: 4 weeks ago

I find it incredibly annoying and frustrating when people refer to the London Suicide bombers , the lot that blew themselves up on the 7th of July, as "Four Pakis." Lets get this right, please. Part of the process of healing is understanding, and admitting that this is a problem that affects us all. Prejudice is a two-way street. They were NOT "Four Fucking Pakis," to describe them as such is offensive and incorrect. They were three pakis and a nigger. Thank You.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged pakis , paki , muslim , nigger , 7-7 , london , terrorism , terrorist  - Current Score: 180 - Added: 1 month ago

As we approach the third anniversary of the London Tube/Bus Bombings we need to look to the future, and see that in an odd way, something positive came out of that day.

Four dead pakis.
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Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged paki , pakis , terrorism , terrorist , muslim , london , tube bombings , 7-7 , 7th july , tube , wogs  - Current Score: 141 - Added: 1 month ago

Yesterday I made a comment in which I referred to a Muslim as a "pigfucker." I now realise that this was deeply offensive and totally unjustified. The implication that anyone could lower themselves to have sex with a creature considered to be unclean, disgusting and downright immoral, is unjustifiable and offensive and as such I wish to offer a full apology to any pigs who might have been listening.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslims , muslim , paki , pakis , pig , pigs , pigfucker , offensive , racist , racism , fuck  - Current Score: 134 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago

I'm having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice.
I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.
The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? "
No, I said- I think he's an atheist.
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Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , muslims , terrorist , terrorism , islam , dog , vet , staffordshire bull terrier , paki , pakis , pakistanis , brown , atheist  - Current Score: 132 - Added: 2 months ago

I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views on Migration to the UK?"

7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing.
12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing.
And 81% of people asked didn't speak English.
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Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged polish , niggers , blacks , pakis , black , paki , chinese , chinks , asians , muslims , migrants , immigration , london  - Current Score: 115 - Added: 3 months ago

Children these days can't win. You get in trouble for refusing to take part in Muslim prayers during RE lessons, but when you try to show an understanding of Islam by drawing a nice picture of Mohammed in art lessons you get in trouble for that, too. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by petejtool, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged islam , mohammed , double standards , school , cheshire , muslim , muslims , pakis , paki , mohammed picture controversy , danish  - Current Score: 108 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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