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Barclay's are apparently "Fluent in Finance."

Well, that's fantastic. Its just a shame none of the fucking Indians that answer their phones are fluent in English.
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Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged indian call centres , indians , pakis , wogs , call centre , bank , barclays , english , fluent , paki , phone , customer service  - Current Score: 1051 - Added: 7 months ago

What does the average Pakistani weigh?

Sweets.
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Joke by spazzy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , weigh , pakistanis , pakistani , pakis , sweets , candy , food , curry  - Current Score: 562 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic  - Current Score: 309 - Added: 9 months ago

I find it incredibly annoying and frustrating when people refer to the London Suicide bombers, the lot that blew themselves up on the 7th of July, as "Four Pakis." Let's get this right, please. Part of the process of healing is understanding, and admitting that this is a problem that affects us all. Prejudice is a two-way street. They were NOT "Four Fucking Pakis," to describe them as such is offensive and incorrect. They were three Pakis and a nigger. Thank You.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , paki , muslim , nigger , london , terrorism , terrorist , 77  - Current Score: 254 - Added: 7 months ago

I keep hearing about all these Muslim teenagers being brainwashed.

Well, at least that's one part of their body that won't smell.
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Joke by olliebey, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged pakis , muslim , smell , shit  - Current Score: 216 - Added: 7 months ago

You know, if this Islam bollocks turns out to be true, everyone who takes the piss out of Muslims will be sent to hell by Allah.

Ah well. At least there won't be any Pakis down there.
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Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged hell , islam , pakis , divine judgement  - Current Score: 215 - Added: 5 months ago

As we approach the third anniversary of the London Tube/Bus Bombings we need to look to the future, and see that in an odd way, something positive came out of that day.

Four dead pakis.
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Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , terrorism , terrorist , muslim , london , tube bombings , 7-7 , 7th july , tube , wogs  - Current Score: 189 - Added: 7 months ago

Yesterday I made a comment in which I referred to a Muslim as a "pigfucker." I now realise that this was deeply offensive and totally unjustified. The implication that anyone could lower themselves to have sex with a creature considered to be unclean, disgusting and downright immoral, is unjustifiable and offensive and as such I wish to offer a full apology to any pigs who might have been listening.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , muslim , paki , pakis , pig , pigs , pigfucker , offensive , racist , racism , fuck  - Current Score: 183 - Added: 9 months ago

I'm having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice.
I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.
The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? "
No, I said- I think he's an atheist.
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Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , muslim , terrorist , terrorism , islam , dog , vet , staffordshire bull terrier , paki , pakis , pakistanis , brown , atheist  - Current Score: 168 - Added: 8 months ago

Two taxis have crashed in Bradford today.

450 people have been injured.

Question from farcanal.com : Was the other taxi empty ?
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Joke by hoathst, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bradford , pakis , paki , pakistani , pakistanis , car crash , car accident , crash , accident  - Current Score: 167 - Added: 3 months ago

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