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| I was walking down the street with my girlfriend the other day, when I saw 5 youths beating up a Pakistani. My girlfriend turned to me and said- "Aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No, 5 should be enough." |    |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged pakis , paki , pakistani , pakistan , beating up , fight - Current Score: 351 - Added: 2 months ago
| The events that occurred in London three years ago made me really sad. I hate the idea of traditional Irish jobs being outsourced to Pakistan. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > London Bombings - Tagged 7/7 , ira , bombings , outsourcing , pakistan , house of bleary - Current Score: 143 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Searching for survivors after an earthquake in Pakistan, rescuers hear a noise from a pile of rubble. A frail Paki voice shouts, "don't go, we're still open." | |
Joke by the entertainer, in Jokes with no home > ? - Tagged pakistan , earthquake , shop - Current Score: 90 - Added: 1 month ago
| Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a 747 full of Pakis? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistan , pakistani , 747 , plane , terrorist , hostage , hostages , demands - Current Score: 62 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's the best thing about Pakistan? It's a long way from here What's the worst thing about Pakistan? It's above sea level | |
Joke by rs79, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged pakistan , best , worst , sea level - Current Score: 57 - Added: 2 months ago
| An insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing the insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer. The paki then moves to England and claims benefits. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged english , englishman , american , america , usa , united states , china , chinese , gook , indian , paki , pakistani , pakistan , beer , loan , kashmir , yanky - Current Score: 42 - Added: 6 months ago
| Why is it that Muslims always complain about the political correctness of every single town and place in the UK, but say nothing about the capital of Pakistan; - Islam-a-bad. | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , political correctness , pakistan , islamabad , maxmoore - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A British Scientist is giving a lecture, and and announces his findings: "Well, after a long and careful study of Earths movements in the next six months, we have some rather shocking findings. There is some bad news and some good news." The scientist continues, "well, we have looked at this in great detail, and it appears that these plate movements will cause massive Earthquakes, which will greatly affect Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and the Middle East. In six months time, over 50,000,000 Mulsims might have been left homeless, starving and even dead. The situation will make it impossible for many people in affected areas to leave the country, too, meaning that individuals won't be able to find refuge in other nations." The scientist looks at the crowd - they look horrified - he then says, "and the bad news is, it looks like this years FA cup final might have to be cancelled." | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , football , pakis , pakistan , middle east , saudi , death , fa cup - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months ago
| Shocking news reports are coming from the disputed border region between India and Pakistan. Indian Hindu fighters are capturing Pakistani Muslims and burying them up to their necks in sand. Western governements have been highly critical of these methods, but have agreed to an aid package , and have promiced an extra foot of sand per prisoner. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , pakistanis , muslims , islam , aid , sand , execution , india , prisoners of war , pakistan - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months ago
| NEWSFLASH: Reports say the stench from the thousands of bodies from the Pakistan Earthquake is unbearable. Police say its likely to get worse now there are dead ones | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > Pakistan earthquake - Tagged pakistan , paki , pakistani , smelly , dead - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months ago
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