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| What does the average Pakistani weigh? Curries and chapattis. |    |
Joke by spazzy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , weigh , pakistanis , pakistani , pakis , sweets , candy , food , curry - Current Score: 511 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Fifteen blokes chased a Paki through McDonald's. When they caught him, they beat him to death. After the police arrived at the scene, they questioned a witness about why he didn't help He simply responded, "I thought fifteen was enough." | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged police , white , pakistani - Current Score: 485 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| An Indian man on his death bed. "Sanjita,my wife, are you here?" "Yes, my husband" "My son and daughter, are you here?" "Yes, Papa." "Then who's in the fucking shop?" | |
Joke by cartman666, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , paki shop , paki , death bed - Current Score: 466 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A Paki went into a bar and asked, "could you recommend your finest port?" "Yes," said the barman. "Dover, now fuck off." | |
Joke by Rexton, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged racist , port , dover , paki , pakistan , pakistani , bar , barman - Current Score: 317 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| This morning a suspected Pakistani bomber was shot 68 times in a raid on his Bradford home. When interviewed, Detective Chief Inspector Thomas, who led the investigation was asked "Why 68 bullets on one man?" He replied, "Yes, sorry about that, we ran out of ammo." | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , bomber , bradford , inspector , ammo , dead - Current Score: 307 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a 747 full of Pakis? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistan , pakistani , 747 , plane , terrorist , hostage , hostages , demands - Current Score: 195 - Added: 10 months, 8 days ago
| Two taxis have crashed in Bradford today. 450 people have been injured. Question from farcanal.com : Was the other taxi empty ? | |
Joke by hoathst, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bradford , pakis , paki , pakistani , pakistanis , car crash , car accident , crash , accident - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago
| 6.00: G-Had TV. Morning prayers. 8.30: Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Eh-oh". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher. 9.00: Shouts of Praise. More prayers. 10.00: The Apprentice. Ten young Muslims complete a variety of tasks each week - one of them will be recruited by prominent Islamist leader Muqtada al-Sadr into a top position in the Mahdi Army. 11.00: Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels. 12.00: Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects. 12.30: Panoramadan. The programme reports on America's attempts to take over the world. 13.30: Xena. Modestly dressed housewife Xena stays at home and does some cooking. 14.00: Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas. 14.30: Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed. 15.00: Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions. 'Starter for ten, no praying.' 15.30: I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols. 16.00: Question Time. Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders. 16.30: Countdown. Can the American prisoners defuse the bomb in their cell before the timer runs down? 17.00: Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery. 17.30: Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour. 18.00: Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again. 18.30: Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running? 19.00: Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council? 20.00: FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women. 21.30: Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week? 22.00: Imam Ted. Sitcom about three imams who live on a tiny island in the Persian Gulf. This week, Imam Dhuga'il accidently burns down the mosque, while Imam Jakh is stoned to death for drinking alcohol. 22.30: Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel. 23.30: They think it's Allah over. Quiz culminating in the 'Don't feel the Mullah' round. Midnight: When Imams Attack. Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot. 00:.30: The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories. 01.30: Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer. 02.00: A book at bedtime. The Koran. Again. | |
Joke by MrPoliticallyIncorrect, in Religion and racism > Great Britain - Tagged muslim , asians , pakistani , taliban , probably nicked from richard littlejohn - Current Score: 157 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago
| There is hell to pay in Bradford tonight. Petrol had gone up by another 5 rupee's | |
Joke by Ben Dover, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged petrol , pakistani , bradford , rupee - Current Score: 147 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| Did you hear about the Pakistani who bought an odour-eater? It ate him. | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistani , odour , smelly poo poo , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 103 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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